Archive - Satirica

US Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth accidently livestreams top secret raid on Twitch

The stream attracted over 3 million people across the world, including the targets of the raid.

Apr 24 •

Benjamin Netanyahu celebrates death of Pope Francis

Sources cite jubilant celebrations by the Israeli leader upon hearing about the demise of the Pope on Monday.

Apr 23 •

AIPAC TO LOBBY FOR ISRAELI PLEDGE OF ALLEGENCE TO BE RECITED IN SCHOOLS

The Zionist lobby group wants American loyalty to Israel beginning at a young age.

Apr 18 •

ICE Lowers Recruitment Criteria

The highest level of education needed to be an entry level ICE agent is grade 8.

Apr 16 •

Fan uses bust of Jordan Peterson as self pleasure instrument

Toledo, USA – A 32 year old man from Ohio has been using an expensive bust of Canadian psychologist and Youtube personality, Jordan Peterson, as an aide…

Apr 4 •

Local Karen angry that POCs won’t take her abuse anymore

Her racially charged and often violent diatribes over miniscule things are known across the US Mid-Atlantic and Appalachian region, causing citizens…

Apr 4 •

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