Benjamin Netanyahu celebrates death of Pope Francis
Sources cite jubilant celebrations by the Israeli leader upon hearing about the demise of the Pope on Monday.
Tel Aviv - Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu was reported to be in high spirits after hearing about the death of Pope Francis on Monday.
Sources close to the leader leaked details of the event, citing ‘extreme excitement,’ and ‘over the top celebrations,’ by Netanyahu after he learned about the death of the Pope during his routine morning defecation.
A source inside his house indicated that Netanyahu was on the toilet when when he received a text from Israeli Minister of National Security Itamar Ben-Gvir informing him of the death, followed by loud cheers of, “FUCK YEAH!!!!! FUCK YEAH BABY!!! WOOOHHHHH!!!!”
For the rest of the day, many people noticed that his jubilation only matched that of the afternoon when he lost his virginity to a local prostitute during his youth for a menial amount.
The relationship between Pope Francis and Israel has been sore since Oct. 7, 2023 when Israel began its campaign of extermination of the Palestinians of Gaza. Netanyahu reportedly was very disturbed by the fact that The Pope regularly made phone calls to check up on the Catholic people of Gaza.
Many in Netanyahu’s far right extremist regime were so enraged by the Pope’s daily outreach to the Holy Family Church of Gaza City - sometimes multiple times a day, that there were discussions to devise a plan to assassinate him. Reportedly, the US government strongly advised against it.
Israeli officials did not like the optics of the leader of the world’s Christian population checking up on the Church during a time where the regime is struggling to garner support for his extermination campaign. Bibi, the nickname given to him by the prostitute he lost his virginity to, felt that humanizing the small population of Catholics is antisemitic and goes against the narrative Zionists have been constructing for decades that the Church has ties to Hamas.
One source close to Netanyahu described the night he found out about the phone calls:
'‘Why the fuck is this Catholic bastard calling those uncivilized rats?”
Netanyahu and the rest of the Israeli public continued to be outraged as Pope Francis repeatedly called for a ceasefire and an end to Israeli aggression against the occupied population.
Many Israelis and Zionists flocked online to celebrate the death of Pope Francis, including some US law makers, who viewed him as being an antisemite or a ‘woke lib socialist’ for humanizing Palestinians and highlighting the fact that they have been victims of Israeli aggression.