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US Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth accidently livestreams top secret raid on Twitch

The stream attracted over 3 million people across the world, including the targets of the raid.

Apr 24 •

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Benjamin Netanyahu celebrates death of Pope Francis

Sources cite jubilant celebrations by the Israeli leader upon hearing about the demise of the Pope on Monday.

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AIPAC TO LOBBY FOR ISRAELI PLEDGE OF ALLEGENCE TO BE RECITED IN SCHOOLS

The Zionist lobby group wants American loyalty to Israel beginning at a young age.

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ICE Lowers Recruitment Criteria

The highest level of education needed to be an entry level ICE agent is grade 8.

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Fan uses bust of Jordan Peterson as self pleasure instrument

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Local Karen angry that POCs won’t take her abuse anymore

Her racially charged and often violent diatribes over miniscule things are known across the US Mid-Atlantic and Appalachian region, causing citizens…

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